Breaking news from a cubicle neighbor:
(whispering): “That tequila shot I had at lunch is really starting to kick in!” 

Breaking news from a cubicle neighbor:

(whispering): “That tequila shot I had at lunch is really starting to kick in!” 


In regards to who first announced Michael Jackson’s death to the office: 
DA 1: “OMG, I totally announced it to the office first.” DA2: “Um, no. I heard you announce it and I told everyone in the office AT LEAST 44 minutes before you.” DA 1: “Well, I did NOT hear you, so it didn’t count.”

In regards to who first announced Michael Jackson’s death to the office: 

DA 1: “OMG, I totally announced it to the office first.” 
DA2: “Um, no. I heard you announce it and I told everyone in the office AT LEAST 44 minutes before you.” 
DA 1: “Well, I did NOT hear you, so it didn’t count.”